She gave me this Mechanical Contrivium shit.
And it said "10 top trivia tips about Natz".
Let's see what a virtually-programmed nitwit has to say about me:
Natz has little need for water and is capable of going for months without drinking at all!
What the hell.
In honest fact, I drink gallons in a day.
If I drink too little in the day, I'll start filling up at home.
Edinburgh imports three thousand kilograms of Natz every year!
3000 kg of me?
I'm fat.
Natz became extinct in England in 1486.
Kanasai.
I'm supposed to migrate to England!
And shit, I wasn't even born 'til 5 centuries later.
Natz cannot jump
That's it.
I'm outta here.
posted by natasha @ 9:29 AM
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